Is Turtle the Eyedicker?

[Ben Gordon]

At the end of this week's episode of The Programme w/ Matt & Ben, Matt Ryan came out with the information we had all been waiting to hear. Who really eyedicked Dusty Rhodes? Well, I can safely say that we were shocked when he revealed the name.

Many suspected it was Johnny B Badd after the clues Matt's dropped. Others suspected Pinkie Sanchez based on his recent behavior in Chikara. And others still pointed the finger at Matt Ryan, who had been convicted during his own trial but still professes his innocence.

Who was the real eyedicker? We all wanted to know. And when Matt Ryan stated the name of Steve "The Turtle" Weiner, it let out a huge array of emotions. I, for one, was stunned. Alex Fitzgerald was angry. Wiggy was crying. CRYING! You, our fans, couldn't believe it yourselves.

So, lets talk about it here. Is our (former?) Hero in a Half Shell hiding a shady dark secret? Will he be on The Programme w/ Matt & Ben next week to confess as Matt Ryan says? Or is this just another crazy ploy from Matt Ryan to keep the blame off of his head?

I, for one, can't wait till next Tuesday.

[Boobzilla]

Wow.

Steve is a friend of mine and a legitimate nice guy. Incredibly nice. And as anyone who knows me knows, I don't take kindly to someone fucking with a friend. Steve probably doesn't even know this bullshit is going on, so please allow me to have a say on his behalf.

I can't believe you'd actually throw someone who's been so nice to you under the fucking bus for the sake of your pathetic little internet show. For the sake of, what, 3 more listeners you're fucking over a guy who was nice enough to be a guest humouring you both when no one else would even respond to your emails.

I can't believe either of you, but especially you Ben. I expect this garbage from fucking Matt. My mistake for actually thinking you could think for yourself and gave a shit about people who treated you decently.

I said it in the chat, and I'll say it here.

You liars and turncoats can all go fuck yourselves.

[nox]

There are no lies here. Only truths that hurt.

[fitz]

He turned into a Snapping Turtle. Waka waka.

[kyler007]

I still can't believe it, I feel disillusioned. Say it Ain't So Turtle, Say it Ain't So.